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Nerd tees

Tees for nerds.

Nerd questions, answered

Stuff you'd actually ask.

Will the design crack after a few washes? +

No. We use DIGISOFT, which is a tighter, more durable cousin of standard DTG. Real customers report 30+ wash cycles before any softening. Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, you'll be fine.

Are these subtle enough for the office? +

Most are. "I Read The Docs" reads as quietly nerdy at a glance — only your fellow nerds catch it. Louder slogans like "Pushed To Main On Friday" are better for the home office or remote calls.

Do you do framework-specific or stack-specific designs? +

A few. We have designs that nod to Rust, Vim, Postgres, Linux, and a few others without infringing on logos. Email us with your stack and we'll add it to the request queue. The community votes on what gets made.

Is it slim fit or oversized? +

Comfort Colors 1717 is unisex and runs slightly oversized through the chest with a relaxed fit overall. Most devs we know size down one for fitted, true-to-size for relaxed.

How long does shipping take? +

Production runs 1-3 business days at our print shop. Standard US shipping adds 3-5 days. International orders take 14-28 days depending on country. We ship to ~190 countries.

Also good for

Nerds who are also other things.

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