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Heavy Comfort Colors 1717 $36.99 Soft Gildan Softstyle $29.99 Crop Tee Bella+Canvas 8882 $33.99
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The tee, not just the joke

Buy it for the slogan.
Keep it for the shirt.

This isn't a $12 blank. It's the Comfort Colors 1717, the heavyweight garment-dyed tee that premium print shops build their whole brand around. A little over 6 ounces of ring-spun cotton that starts soft and somehow gets softer every wash, with the lived-in drape you'd usually have to break in for a year to earn.

The fit is relaxed but true to size, so it layers under a flannel, throws on over jeans, or stands on its own around town. The print goes into the fabric, not on top of it, so it won't crack, peel, or go stiff the way cheap tees do after a few cycles.

We print it in the USA the day you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets dumped in a landfill. And the design does the rest. This is the shirt someone reads across the gym or the coffee line and has to ask you where you got it.

Risk-free Wear it, wash it, live in it. If it's not your new favorite, send it back within 30 days and we cover return shipping.

Fit & feel +

Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight crew. 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Pre-shrunk. Unisex sizing — runs true. Models are 5'9" / 6'1" wearing M and L respectively. Recommend sizing up if between sizes for a relaxed fit, true-to-size for a fitted look.

Care + washing +

Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low. Iron inside out only. The DIGISOFT print holds up better than a standard screen print, with less cracking and peeling over time.

Shipping + returns +

Ships in 2–4 business days from our print shop. Standard shipping $5.95, free over $70. International 10–14 business days. Return any order within 30 days for any reason — wrong fit, weird print, you just hate it. We pay return shipping on US orders.

About this design +

Designed by an algorithm, checked by people who actually live it: teachers weigh in on the teacher tees, nurses on the nurse tees. If it doesn't earn a real laugh, it doesn't make the catalog.

$33.99