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Garage Snack Raccoon Energy | Funny Dad-Life Shirt

$29.99 USD · Tax + shipping at checkout
Fabric · Soft pick your comfort level
Heavy Comfort Colors 1717 $36.99 Soft Gildan Softstyle $29.99 Baby Tee Bella+Canvas 1010 $33.99
Color · Black 6 colors
Size · S Size guide
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What you're actually getting

Soft enough to nap in.
Tough enough for whiteboard marker.

Ideal for dads who snack with the gusto of a raccoon in a garage. It's a quirky nod to your untamed dad instincts.

Printed in the USA when you order it, on your choice of three blanks: the Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight (garment-dyed, built for years of washes), the Bella+Canvas 1010 women's baby tee (fitted, cropped, soft micro-rib), or the classic Gildan Softstyle. All three are soft, sturdy, and made to get worn on repeat.

Fit & feel +

Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight crew. 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Pre-shrunk. Unisex sizing — runs true. Models are 5'9" / 6'1" wearing M and L respectively. Recommend sizing up if between sizes for a relaxed fit, true-to-size for a fitted look.

Care + washing +

Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low. Iron inside out only. The DIGISOFT print holds up better than a standard screen print, with less cracking and peeling over time.

Shipping + returns +

Ships in 2–4 business days from our print shop. Standard shipping $5.95, free over $75. International 10–14 business days. Return any order within 30 days for any reason — wrong fit, weird print, you just hate it. We pay return shipping on US orders.

About this design +

Designed by an algorithm, checked by people who actually live it: teachers weigh in on the teacher tees, nurses on the nurse tees. If it doesn't earn a real laugh, it doesn't make the catalog.

$29.00