What you're actually getting
Actual Nerd. Printed big and plain, because it does not need explaining.
Printed in the USA when you order it, on your choice of three blanks: the Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight, the Bella+Canvas 8882 crop tee, or the classic Gildan Softstyle.
Actual Nerd Shirt on a Bella+Canvas 8882 women's flowy crop tee, made when you order.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight crew. 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Pre-shrunk. Unisex sizing — runs true. Models are 5'9" / 6'1" wearing M and L respectively. Recommend sizing up if between sizes for a relaxed fit, true-to-size for a fitted look.
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low. Iron inside out only. The DIGISOFT print holds up better than a standard screen print, with less cracking and peeling over time.
Ships in 2–4 business days from our print shop. Standard shipping $5.95, free over $70. International 10–14 business days. Return any order within 30 days for any reason — wrong fit, weird print, you just hate it. We pay return shipping on US orders.
Designed by an algorithm, checked by people who actually live it: teachers weigh in on the teacher tees, nurses on the nurse tees. If it doesn't earn a real laugh, it doesn't make the catalog.