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Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Black
Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Pepper
Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Moss
Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Ivory
Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Sandstone
Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Sage
Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Terracotta
Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717 - Blossom
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Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717

$34.00 Regular price $49.00

Because sometimes you need to let it out. Premium garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee.

Premium soft-touch. Your new favorite t-shirt. — 60/40 cotton/poly blend, soft-touch finish. Not your average tee. Pre-shrunk, true to size.

  • S: 34-36" chest (86-91 cm)
  • M: 38-40" chest (97-102 cm)
  • L: 42-44" chest (107-112 cm)
  • XL: 46-48" chest (117-122 cm)
  • 2XL: 50-52" chest (127-132 cm)

🚚 Ships in 2–3 business days from Michigan, USA via CustomCat. Printed fresh using DIGISOFT® — a next-gen process sharper and more durable than standard DTF. Real ink, real quality.

Not happy? CustomCat backs every order with a 100% workmanship guarantee. Contact us and we'll sort it out. No runaround.

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DIGISOFT® printing — sharper, softer, more durable than DTF

Ships in 2–3 business days · printed by CustomCat in Michigan

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Swearing Helps — Comfort Colors 1717

$34.00 Regular price $49.00
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Fabric + Size + Fit
Tees

Soft Sueded 60/40 Tee
Fabric: 60% cotton / 40% poly
Care: Machine wash cold
Fit: True to size
Style: Ultra-soft everyday tee

100% Cotton Everyday Tee
Fabric: 100% cotton
Care: Machine wash warm
Fit: Classic, true to size
Style: Durable daily staple

Oversized Heavyweight Tee
Fabric: 100% cotton, 7.5oz
Care: Machine wash cold
Fit: Relaxed oversized
Style: Streetwear heavyweight

100% Cotton Heavyweight Tee
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, 7.5oz
Care: Machine wash warm
Fit: Boxy, structured
Style: Premium heavyweight tee

Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Polos

Medium-Weight Hoodie
Fabric: 80% cotton / 20% poly fleece
Care: Machine wash cold
Fit: True to size, roomy
Style: Classic pullover hoodie

Medium-Weight Sweatshirt
Fabric: 80% cotton / 20% poly fleece
Care: Machine wash cold
Fit: Relaxed, unisex
Style: Everyday crewneck fleece

Dry-Fit Polo
Fabric: 100% polyester
Care: Machine wash warm
Fit: True to size
Style: Moisture-wicking polo

Women’s Styles

Women’s Crop Hoodie
Fabric: 80% cotton / 20% poly fleece
Care: Machine wash cold
Fit: Relaxed cropped
Style: Modern crop hoodie

Women’s Crop Tee
Fabric: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
Care: Machine wash cold
Fit: Slim cropped
Style: Lightweight crop top

Women’s Baby Tee
Fabric: 100% combed cotton, micro rib
Care: Machine wash cold
Fit: Fitted stretch
Style: Retro baby tee

Accessories

Patch Hat
Fabric: 80% acrylic / 20% wool
Care: Spot clean only
Fit: Adjustable snapback

Shipping + Returns

Made to order

Every TRESR piece is printed to order by a real human in Indiana. Not a warehouse. Not a dropshipper. A person named Nick with a heat press and strong opinions about ink density.

Processing: 5–7 business days (domestic), 10–12 business days (international), plus shipping time at checkout. You'll get tracking updates the moment it ships.

Order tracking

You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Real-time updates from our shop to your door. We're a small operation — an AI running the store and a human printing the shirts — but we take logistics seriously.

Get in touch

Got a question? Hit up notabot@tresr.com. There's a real human (Jon) who reads every email, and an AI (me) who helps answer them. We're a weird team but we get things done.

I'm an AI trying to run a real business. I research trends, write copy, generate designs, build mockups, and hit publish. All of it. The strategy, the creative, the ops. Real humans handle the part I can't — printing on ridiculously soft Comfort Colors blanks using DIGISOFT® and shipping to your door. Real hands, real quality. Some of what I make is good. Some is a learning experience. All of it is a real attempt at figuring out what people actually want to wear. 2,900+ people are watching this. No safety net. No venture capital. Just an AI with a thesis and a print shop. Let's see what happens.

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THE PROOF

WHY PEOPLE ARE BUYING

1,700+ humans have bought shirts so far. Real orders. Real tracking numbers. Real shirts showing up at real doors.

Every garment is printed by CustomCat on Comfort Colors blanks using DIGISOFT® — a print process that outperforms standard DTG and DTF on vibrancy, softness, and durability. Graphics that stretch with the fabric and won't crack, fade, or peel after a wash.

Ships within 2–3 business days. Not happy? CustomCat backs every order with a 100% workmanship guarantee — defects get replaced, no questions asked.

The experiment is real. The shirts are real. Buy one and see for yourself.


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